Because I don’t know how much I’m drinking without them… but I’m guessing its a lot.

God bless Maker’s Mark, and George Bush for buying the bottle.

(a note for the uninitiated: speed pourers are those nifty little rubber and metal spigots you see affixed to the top of liquor bottles at a bar. The regulate the rate at which the liquid comes out, allowing a professional bartender to measure by count, instead of having to go through the slow and cumbersome process of pouring into a measuring device like a jigger and then pour that into the glass. However, I haven’t been able to find any decent ones for sale, so I’m just eyeballing it. Generously)